Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Things I am sick of and wish would go away for 2010 (E! News edition)

My wife makes me watch E! News and occasionally The Daily 10.

I don't know how this happened exactly, but we now suddenly watch these shows.

I think she (my wife) secretly loves to torture my brain.  I'm being serious.

There are some things that just need to go away on E!, including the TV station itself.

They have such winning programming as Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Guiliana & Bill, Bank of Hollywood, Kendra, Leave it to Lamas, and there are many more terrific programs from which to choose from this enlitening channel.

In watching E! News & The Daily 10 I find there are some things that I always find myself saying "that is so fucking stupid!" to.

For example, hybrid names of celebrities who are boyfriend/girlfriend or married.

Brangelina (Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie)
Robsten (Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart)
Speidi (Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag)<---these two should be gone for ever incidentally

Those are just three of the many examples of couples with mish-mashed names.

How about when these tabloid papers and TV shows shorten a celebrities name.  It's annoying in addition to being stupid.

Examples of this stunningly moronic practice are winners like....

LiLo (Lindsey Lohan)
K-Stew (Kristen Stewart)<---look her second appearance!
J-Hud (Jennifer Hudson)

It's not like these people have incredibly long names.

Another obvservation that I've made is the word "deets"...are you fucking kidding me?

You mean you can't say "details"?  No...really...you've got to be fucking kidding me right?

This channel and everything on it are worthless.

At least Ryan Seacrest has Americal Idol.

Actually I take that "everything on it are worthless" comment back, everything on this channel is worthless with the one and only exception of The Soup.

Joel McHale is friggin hilarious.


  1. Ok it you didnt mention Joel Mchale and THE SOUP, I was going to call you on it !!!! However True Hollywood story is good programming too dont ya think ?

  2. Lor...I obviously was gonna mention Joel, he's one funny bastard!

    Also, yes True Hollywood Story isn't bad.

    I was more referring to the majority of the just ridiculously crappy shows on the channel.

  3. I agree with a majority of their programming being sooo soupy (as in good material for the soup!)But also soupy as in no substance to it !

    Stupid yeah, but there must be a stronger word as in Suck Fest TV

  4. You need to post a new blog! we are all waiting :)